Fish don't eat melon

So, half way through the Summer, I thought I'd share some whinges with you.
1 - Fish don't eat melon skins so please don't throw them in the sea.
2 - We know your huge great noise, air and sea polluting boat is faster than ours, you don't need to get so close to us, at speed, to prove it.
3 - TM - you need more patrol boats out there - perhaps with regular wardens on - they at least can write some tickets out. No point forcing a licence on sea goers if no policing is in place.
4 - Teenagers - stop jumping off cliffs into the sea. It's been done. It's not safe. It's not the only way to get a free helicopter ride.
5 - Party boats - go where there are no other boats. Your passengers are surely too drunk to know / care if anyone is around them.
6 - Seaside eateries - we know your season is short, but not as short as people's holidays. Please don't overcharge. There's a lot of coast and a lot of Summer. Play nicely.
7 - Vodafone / GO / Melita - can we have voice and data coverage all around the islands please?
8 - There's a market for a shop-ship selling fruit and veg and bread, milk and papers at the weekends....
9 - There's a market for watertaxi's from the shore to boats - I would offer, but my dinghy skills are laughable.
And to end on a positive note,  I would like to thank the jellyfish for staying away (so far) this year.

Enjoy the rest of the Summer!

feeling blue.....or is it grey?

I'm a bit of a gadget girl on the quiet and I have just discovered an app for the iphone which deserves  attention. Debating on painting the woodwork and can't decide between martian skies or sapphire springs. Both are similar to the colour that was used by Barracuda in Balluta Bay, now gorgeous storm grey.... but I'll never get that past the style council.

And if anyone knows where I can get plant pots to match......... and of course then I'll need napkins and a tablecloth, table accessories, cushions....... and do you think I should get a frock too? I have the shoes already, thankfully I no longer need to traipse around with the precious darlings to try match it....In fact, I think Dulux are missing a trick and they could do an outfit matching service - let's lobby them! I have so many things that are lurking in the back of the wardrobe, never seeing the light of day, because they are not quite suited to anything else in the collection. Hmm. Think my afternoon movie will be sacrificed for app idea development ......